lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE MESS UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
Netherlands and Denmark [R-18]
aphaisurando:

idk if someone’s already done this but
A 2048 game with an APH Ladies theme! It’s all you could ever hope for.
Play here

aphaisurando:

idk if someone’s already done this but

A 2048 game with an APH Ladies theme! It’s all you could ever hope for.

Play here

I think I broke Harry Potter

biddie5:

waffleguppies:

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

great stuff :D

Makes me want to find the post about the science wizards and the muggleborn students at Hogwarts again

interesting perspecitve

hetalia url-giveaway

marukaitecheckinyouout:

Hey guys, no one likes a URL hoarder and I’ve recently hit 300+ followers (edit: I’m now at 400+ thank you so much! image) so I will be picking 10 winners on my birthday, April 21st, with a random generator

Rules:

  • mbf me
  • The post has to get at least 10 notes, guys
  • Only reblogs count
  • Please only reblog once!

I will message you on April 21st, and you can pick your URLs on a first-come, first-serve basis.

The URLs:

  • literallyprucan
  • aphhella
  • literallyscotland
  • aphnope
  • holyrollinempire
  • aphherrshtick
  • axispowersactivate
  • literallynedbel
  • aphbuonotomato
  • aphweenie
  • aphpotatobastard
  • aphyolo
  • literallyusuk
  • axispowershella
  • literallyspamano
  • aphfuckthat
  • aphboner

Have fun!

You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
I have had an epic fantasy au idea for a long time and here is the first thing i have accomplished my beautiful evil queen Fritz….who wasnt evil to begin with but ended up that way
You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer

I have had an epic fantasy au idea for a long time and here is the first thing i have accomplished my beautiful evil queen Fritz….who wasnt evil to begin with but ended up that way

aaaaaah my dad has gotten me officially hooked on game of thrones i love the dragon lady she is amazing

skateboards-and-spliffs:

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

cats with clothes just look awesome

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived